Milton Keynes
Hash House Harriers
HareLine 2014


Runners

 
Run Date Day Event / Venue / Details Hares
1420 05
Jan
Sun
08:45
"Tough Guy" Training Run
Start at Arseover's House, Walnut Tree - MK7 7NP
Arrive The Swan Hotel, Leighton Buzzard - LU7 1EA
11:30 ish, Full English Breakfast in The Swan.
Then on to The Red Lion, Leighton Buzzard - LU7 1EF
Arseover Tit
Floss
1421 06
Jan
Mon
19:00
12th Night / Epiphany
Lowndes Arms, Whaddon - MK17 0NA
FBS
Jizz Ward
1422 13
Jan
Mon
19:00
Friction Burns 200th Run
There will be a food stop
The Swan, Cranfield - MK43 0DR
Friction Burns
1423 20
Jan
Mon
19:00
The Cannon, Newport Pagnell - MK16 8AQ Flaps
1424 27
Jan
Mon
19:00
Camra AGM Run
The Barn CMK - MK9 3BZ
FBS
30 31
Jan
Fri
19:30
CUM Full Moon Hash, 1st New Moon Run
Start Chinese New Year (Year of the Horse) at
Zen Garden
326 Midsummer Boulevard, CMK - MK9 2EA
£15.95 per head
Wubbery Slit
1425 03
Feb
Mon
19:00
CD's Birthday Run
Red House, Newport Pagnell - MK16 8BG
Cum Dancing
1426 10
Feb
Mon
19:00
Valentine's Red Dress Run
Wetherspoons, near CMK train station - MK9 1EA
FBS
Jizz Ward
31 15
Feb
Sat
16:00
CUM Full Moon Hash
Vaults Bar, Bull Hotel, Stony Stratford - MK11 1AQ
Sir Clugs
1427 17
Feb
Mon
19:00
Bull & Butcher, Fenny Stratford - MK2 2BA Stiffy
1428 24
Feb
Mon
19:00
Swan Inn, Milton Keynes Village - MK10 9AH Vajazzle
Horny
1429 03
Mar
Mon
19:00
Pancake Monday
Burnt Oak, Shenley Brook End - MK5 7HH
FBS
  09
Mar
Sun
11:30
MK Festival of Running
Half Marathon mile 11 beer stop at Willen Lake
 
1430 10
Mar
Mon
19:00
Shagalot's, 3 weeks too early, Birthday Run
The Dolphin, Newport Pagnell - MK16 8AQ
Shagalot
1431 17
Mar
Mon
19:00
RJ's Birthday Run (Also St Patricks Day)
The Cannon, Newport Pagnell - MK16 8AQ
Rubber Johnny
1432 24
Mar
Mon
19:00
Loose Nuts Birthday Run
Old Red Lion, Great Brickhill - MK17 9AH
Loose Nuts
1433 31
Mar
Mon
19:00
Tawny Owl, Walnut Tree - MK7 7AN
Beer & Pizza stop
Foot in Front
1434 07
Apr
Mon
19:00
Caldecotte Arms, Caldecotte - MK7 8HP Stiffy
1435 14
Apr
Mon
19:00
Prince George, Tattenhoe - MK4 3FA Slush Pussie
Wubbery Slit
32 18
Apr
Fri
19:30
CUM Full Moon Hash
An evening with Fish & Chips followed by a game of Twister
Chez Bell End & Good Head
The Chequers, Wootton - MK43 9HP
Bell End
1436 21
Apr
Mon
19:00
St Georges Day Run (Which is the 23rd April)
Prince George, Tattenhoe - MK4 3FA
FBS
1437 28
Apr
Mon
19:00
Walpurgis Night Run
Ye Olde Swan, Woughton on the Green - MK6 3BS
Wubbery Slit
  05
May
Mon
11:00
MK Marathon and Half Marathon
Half marathon route map
Marathon route map
Both runs start at 10am and the 2 routes are identical until mile 10.
MK Half Marathon mile 11 is here,
which is about 25.7 miles on the full marathon but don't expect any beer!
 
1438 05
May
Mon
15:00
Ring Peace's Birthday BBQ
See you at MK Half Marathon mile 11 first,
then bring your own meat to
The Exhibition, Upper Shelton - MK43 0LT
Ring Peace
1439 12
May
Mon
19:00
Grebe, Great Holm - MK8 9AN Utter Buttocks
Big Package
1440 19
May
Mon
19:00
Friction Burn's Birthday Run
The Chequers, North Crawley, Bucks - MK16 9LH
Friction Burns
1441 26
May
Mon
19:00
MKH3 24th Anniversary, Pyjama Run
Fir Tree, Woburn Sands - MK17 8SY
Briggs & Strapon
1442 02
Jun
Mon
19:00
Caldecotte Arms, Caldecotte - MK7 8HP Stiffy
1443 09
Jun
Mon
19:00
The Cannon, Newport Pagnell - MK16 8AQ Nice Flaps
Rubber Johnny
33 13
Jun
Fri
19:00
CUM Full Moon Hash
Will be taking part in the joint Friday the 13th! & FUKFM Hash in London
The Black Lion, 59 - 61 High Street, Plaistow, London E13 0AD
Meet at Milton Keynes Central Railway Station 16:45
Cum Dancing
1445 16
Jun
Mon
19:00
The dream team, back together!
Be frightened, be very frightened
There will be a BBQ after the run, bring your own meat.
Haversham Sailing club, Haversham - MK19 7DX
Arseover Tit
Slowcoach
  Jun
20
-
23
Fri
-
Mon
Tinkerbell's Walking in Devon Weekend
3 Nights Friday 20/06/14 to Sunday 22/06/14
At the Tavistock Bunkhouse PL19 0DS
Tinkerbell
1446 23
Jun
Mon
19:00
Vajazzle's Birthday Run
Swan Inn, Milton Keynes Village - MK10 9AH
Vajazzle
Doing the Horn
1447 30
Jun
Mon
19:00
Green Man, Lidlington - MK43 0RN Leroy
Semi
34 04
Jul
Fri
19:30
CUM Full Moon Hash
USA Independence day
Burnt Oak, Shenley Brook End - MK5 7HH
FBS
1448 07
Jul
Mon
19:00
Post USA Independence Day Run
Burnt Oak, Shenley Brook End - MK5 7HH
FBS
1449 14
Jul
Mon
19:00
Bastille day run, without a French or any other theme!
Tawny Owl, Walnut Tree - MK7 7AN
Foot in Front
Messy Discharge
1450 21
Jul
Mon
19:15
Joint Run with H5
The Royal Oak, Woburn - MK17 9PY
Note the later start time
Leroy
Rapid Withdrawl
1451 28
Jul
Mon
19:00
Towcester Mill Brewery, Chantry Lane, Towcester - NN12 6YY
After a gap of 100 years, a brewery is back in Towcester.
What better place to celebrate Gispert's 111. (Born 31/07/1903)
Pussy Warmer
  03
Aug
Sun
10:30
Surrey H3 are having a Hashers day out, at Stowe Gardens.
The meeting Point is the renovated Pub near the Visitor Centre.
New Inn, Stowe - MK18 5EQ
There will be an On After from around 18:00 at
The Queens Head, Chackmore - MK18 5JF
Surrey H3
1452 04
Aug
Mon
19:00
Station Hotel, Woburn Sands - MK17 8SG Cum Dancing
Slush Pussie
35 08
Aug
Fri
19:30
CUM Full Moon Hash
The Cannon, Newport Pagnell - MK16 8AQ
Enjoy the Newport Pagnell takeaway dining experience
Fish & Chips, Kebab, Indian or Pizza
To be eaten in the unique ambience at the back of the Cannon
(Between the toilets, smokers and car park)
Loose Nuts
1453 11
Aug
Mon
19:00
Malt Shovel, Northampton - NN1 1QF
(Park in Morrisons Supermarket Car Park -Max 2 Hours) - NN1 1HH
This is a great real ale pub with over 10 beers on hand pumps
Smutley
1454 18
Aug
Mon
19:00
Wolverton House, Wolverton Mill - MK12 5NZ Revolta
1455 25
Aug
Mon
16:00
August Bank Holiday Monday
Joint Run and Picnic with H5
St Katherine's Cross, Ampthill Park, Ampthill - MK45 2GU
Use the cricket pavilion car park.
Limp
1456 30
Aug
Sat
14:00
Joint Run with SH4 & H5
Rushmere Park (West), Linslade Road - LU7 0ED
Bring your own meat BBQ afterwards at
Leroy's House, Leighton Buzzard - LU7 3PN
Leroy
1457 01
Sep
Mon
19:00
Red Lion, Fenny Stratford - MK1 1BY Arseover
1458 08
Sep
Mon
19:00
Caldecotte Arms, Caldecotte - MK7 8HP Stiffy
36 12
Sep
Fri
19:00
ish
CUM Full Moon Hash

Madonna's Birthday event
Bistro Live, 488 Midsummer Boulevard, CMK - MK9 2EA
Madonna
1459 14
Sep
Sun
11:00
Joint run MKH3, Bicester H3, H5, Oxford H3
The Unicorn, Cublington - LU7 0LQ

Please park at the Cricket Club
Orchard Ground, Stewkley Road, Cublington - LU7 0LR
Fat Controller
Cum Dancing
Slush Pussie
1460 15
Sep
Mon
19:00
Plough, Stony Stratford - MK11 1JA Big Package
Utter Buttocks
1461 22
Sep
Mon
19:00
Scottish Passport ? Run
(Post Independence Referendum 18/09/14)
Wolverton House, Wolverton Mill - MK12 5NZ
Sir Clugs
1462 29
Sep
Mon
19:00
Michaelmas (Quarter Day) Run
The feast of Saint Michael the Archangel
So wear your wings
The Chequers, Wootton - MK43 9HP
Good Head
1463 06
Oct
Mon
19:00
The Bell, Marston Moretaine - MK43 0ND Ring Peace
37 10
Oct
Fri
19:30
CUM Full Moon Hash
Galleon, Old Wolverton - MK12 5NL
Revolta
1464 13
Oct
Mon
19:00
Burnt Oak, Shenley Brook End - MK5 7HH FBS
  17
Oct
Fri
19:30
Concrete Pint, Beer & Cider Festival 2014
The Buszy, 401 Elder Gate, MK9 1LR
Jizz Ward
1465 20
Oct
Mon
19:00
Cross Keys, Woolstone - MK15 0AA Dark Horse
  26
Oct
Sun
10:30
Gee Gee's Birthday Bash
Fix those punctures and oil your chain
Bletchley Rugby Club, Manor Fields, Bletchley - MK2 2HX
Gee Gee
1466 27
Oct
Mon
19:00
Barley Mow, Cosgrove - MK19 7JD Revolta
1467 03
Nov
Mon
19:00
Foot in Front and Slush Pussie, Joint Birthday Run
Broughton Hotel (Hungry Horse), Broughton - MK10 9AA
Foot in Front
Slush Pussie
38 07
Nov
Fri
19:00
CUM Full Moon Hash
Crusty will provide the food you provide the bottle
Let her know if you are going
If you are lucky you can stroke a pussy
Partridge Piece, Cranfield MK43 0BP
Crusty Ring
1468 10
Nov
Mon
19:00
Roman Park Residents Club, Bancroft - MK13 0RA
Park at the Bancroft Roman Villa, Visitors Car Park
First turn left after the club entrance
Sick Note
1469 17
Nov
Mon
19:00
Greyhound, Haversham - MK19 7DT Wubbery Slit
Titanic Dick Head
1470 24
Nov
Mon
19:00
The Cannon, Newport Pagnell - MK16 8AQ Daisy
  29
Nov
Sat
20:00
MKH3 Christmas Party
Come as Your Favourite Childrens TV Character
Newport Pagnell Youth Club, Wolverton Rd - MK16 8HX

Those wot cum

Ovett
The Dragon
Fu Manchu
Siren
Rustler
Bell End
Good Head
Cl'Oysters
Martini
Megasaurarse
Adonis
Jules
Showman 1
Showman 2
Banana Bender
Shaggy Plug
Easy Access
Little World
Arseover Tit
Doggie Bag
Ring Peace
Cum Dancing
Slush Pussie
Revolta
Dirty Hole
Loose Nuts
Gee Gee String
Crusty Ring
Friction Burns
Unmentionable
Twonk
MudSucker
Beaver Crossing
Smelly Bush
Nice Flaps
Be-Be
Playaway
Sir Clugs
Titanic Dick Head
Leroy
Mo
Stiffy
Dark Horse
Vajazzle
Horny
Sick Note
Wriggle
Tinkerbell
Tear Jerker
Utter Buttocks
Big Package
Briggs & Strapon
Wubbery Slit
FBS
Tweeny
Daisy

Loose Nuts
1471 01
Dec
Mon
19:00
Wetherspoons, near CMK train station - MK9 1EA FBS
1472 08
Dec
Mon
19:00
Red Lion, Fenny Stratford - MK1 1BY Vajazzle
1473 15
Dec
Mon
19:00
Wear your Santa hat run
The Nags Head, Great Linford - MK14 5AX
Utter Buttocks
Big Package
1474 22
Dec
Mon
19:00
Daisy's Birthday Run
In association with Lloyds Bank
Ye Olde Swan, Woughton on the Green - MK6 3BS
Daisy
Dark Horse
1475 29
Dec
Mon
19:00
L'osteria piede di fronte
Kingston Library, Winchester Circle - MK10 0BA
Foot in Front
Messy Discharge